A modest proposal for reducing corruption
GREG BEAN Coda
      Here's a hint. If you're trying to hire a hit man to kill your husband and ask a "friend" to help you find one, there's a big potential pitfall. When you hear from the prospective hit man and he wants to meet you at Denny's to talk about the details, remember this: he's likely an undercover police officer wearing a wire.
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They'd work well for the Marching Martyrs Society
LORI CLINCH Are We There Yet?
      One would be hard pressed to find an individual who volunteers more than my sister Patti. She attends meetings, formal gatherings and women's luncheons. She sits with pen in hand and carefully documents every detail and when the need for a volunteer arises, she's the first to shoot her hand in the air and say, "Oh, oh, pick me!
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